"Ah, Bristol; the sort of place you live in twice. Once on your way up, once on your way down. It's good to be back........"

I nicked that from Malcolm Hardee. I'm not even sure it's that true.

I ran, screaming from this maddening, self-satisfied, complacent, damn lazy city ten years ago, vowing never to come back. Funny what life does to you sometimes..........