We were in our local small supermarket yesterday. We've recently had twins. As you might imagine, we can barely walk a hundred yards before someone sticks their nose into the buggy with an "aw". This checkout girl, though, she was a bit special...........
Girl: Aw, you got two in there?
Me: Uh. Yes.
Girl: How old?
Me: Just about five months.
Girl: What? Both of them?
Me: Yep.
Girl: So, they twins then?
Me: Yep.
Girl: Well, how come that one's asleep an' that one's awake then?
Me: ....................
Proper Bristol genius.
1 comment:
hahaha that's proper brizzle!
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